2 cards for £5

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2 cards for £5 🩷

your favourite dopamine deal

Texts don't hit like they used to and what's a DM between friends?  So light up someone's day and pass the blunt humour around.

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Don't be quiet
£2.95
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Be Ungovernable
£2.95
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Be a revolutionary
£2.95
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Be a feminist
£2.95
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Thank God I Wasn't Twins
£2.95
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Proud to be your daughter
£2.95
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A real achievement
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Be revolutionary
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You're on a roll baby!
£2.95
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That's a real achievement
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I'm proud of you
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Sexy mama
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I Love You
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You're allowed to cry
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Your boobs
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Botox
£2.95
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Go Feral
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Gross
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Fabulous Age
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Birthday Boomer
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Hunky in chunky
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Favourite thing about us
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Pretty cool
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Nice face
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Too good for him
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You'll hate him
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Never liked him
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You don't need a man
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Love your new job
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Good job (hopefully)
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You're invited
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Not a Party Without a Tart
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Reason to visit (new cat)
£2.95
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Dogging
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He's a dog (better than men)
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Keep your chins up
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Be quiet
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Miss you loser
£2.95
Sold Out
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Never change
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Boobs over boys
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A lot of cats (good way)
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Howdy dudey
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Girls take over the world
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Wild card
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